- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

lewis=cardiac

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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