Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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I like poop in my butt

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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