Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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