What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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This is a joke.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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