What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Justin Bieber

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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