- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

why does the man appear fat he is

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Women deserve equal rights.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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