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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

ure mama's so fat

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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