Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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