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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

The Big Band Theory

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's your blood type? Red.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What is 9+10? 19

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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