What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Cheese

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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penis

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Anti Joke

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