A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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