why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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