- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A paralysed man falls over.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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