An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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my whole life!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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