- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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