- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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