- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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