Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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