- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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