- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

This is a joke.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Pickles are powerful

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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