- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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