- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

This is a joke.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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