- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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