Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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rent a cops

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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12 niqqa 12.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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