- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What is older than history?

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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