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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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