- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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