- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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