- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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