Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Anti Joke

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