whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

justin beiber sucks

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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