Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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dead dibbs

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Women drivers...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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