An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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