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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Neither did she.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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