- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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