What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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I love you

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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