- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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