What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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