What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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GOODBYE

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