- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Black people.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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