What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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The Big Band Theory

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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