- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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