- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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