Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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dead dibbs

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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roy g biv

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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