- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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