Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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1+2 = 6

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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