Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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