Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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