- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

N-E Pats never cheated

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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