what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

whats black? the colour

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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