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whats black? the colour

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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