- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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