- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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