- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

matt is fat

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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