Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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