- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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