- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's long and black The unemployment line

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Horse.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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