- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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