Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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