- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

knock knock come in !

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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