Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

* anti-punchline

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A gay man watches football.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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