- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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