a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Granny porn!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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