what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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ewrg

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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