- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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