- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

an american walks out of a strip club.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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