- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Charlie Sheen

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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