Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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what's white and sticky semen

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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