- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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