Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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12/23/2012

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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silver bullet?

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Women's Rights

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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