- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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