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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.