- Anti Joke

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Jimmy Saville

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.