- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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