- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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