- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call a black man? Rob

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are red, yup.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??