- Anti Joke

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope