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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How come anti jokes r funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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